I'm Katie, I'm 23 and I'm from Newcastle.
I'm a part-time working student, completing an MA in English Literature. I'm boring, sentimental, confusing and confused, an avid tea and vodka drinker and I like music and books.
If you haven't guessed by now, I'm also terrible at writing about myself.
My URL came from a conversation with my great-grandmother. I'm scared of the world and her little speech has made me do all sorts of strange things.